My daughter Maria is a clever young lady. She's also taken up the family style of making up songs. Oddly enough, she has made up a song about Dan Kasten, even though she has never met the former valedictorian of the Class of 1984. But here you go. To the tune of "Spider-Man"
Spider Dan, Spider Dan
Does what ever Dan Kasten does
Drinks his coffee
Reads the paper
In his robe, yes he does
Why does he do it? I don't know
Spider Dan, Spider Dan
Dad couldn't be more proud.
